The “It takes 3 minutes to make a delicious dessert” Recipe
TGIMFS! Yes, that’s my spin on TGIF with a few extra choice words chucked in. ;) Here’s another bit of yum for you guys this weekend! Move over fancy schmancy desserts that take 19 hours and 4 chefs to...
View ArticleMy Internal Dialogue While Being Tortured
WARNING! If you don’t care for terrifically prolific cussing, walk away from your computer right now. This one is going to be a doozie! ;) So, you guys know I love me a good massage. I live for them...
View ArticleIt’s time to get down and get funky! (Updated! Yay!)
. No, I don’t mean to roll in the dirt and get smelly! Though that does sound like fun. ;) I mean that tonight I’m going to be on LA Talk Radio! The show is called Modern Male Radio and starts at 8pm...
View ArticleNooooooooooo! The Beginning of the End.
Well, it’s confirmed. I’m older than Methuselah! And I’m able to document when my ancient-ness started to the exact day. How many people can say that? So, there I am, putting on a little makeup before...
View ArticleFREE Kindle books for you! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, even if you are a...
If you don’t already have all 3 of my books, you can download them for FREE on Kindle this Tuesday through Saturday. Since I’ve tortured all of you with my Christmas decorating pics (here’s one in case...
View ArticleThe Horrors of my Noggin and the Related Panic Attack
I’m telling you, life is NEVER dull. ;) Not that I wish to be bored, but c’mon, a little peace now and again is a good thing. So, 3 weeks ago I got my hair dyed. It’s pretty much been every color in...
View ArticleAbsofuckinlutely Hysterical!!
. We all know I love Bernadette from Rants from my Crazy Kitchen. Not only did she contribute 2 recipes to my cookbook, but she pretty much just kicks tons of ass. (Go follow her. Go now. Well…after...
View ArticleKick Butt Radio Time!
How do, everyone? I hope you guys are having a great week. It’s hump day! Yay! So, as I may have mentioned one or a hundred times, I’ve been SWAMPED at the office. Good grief, it’s like we have 10...
View ArticleAnd the past returned with a punch and a giggle
Honest to God, I just had THE MOST surreal experience of my life. As I spend, literally, about 40 hours a week on the phone doing work crap and radio stuff, I decided to get a land line. Does anyone...
View ArticleI have officially seen it all. Good grief.
Okay, so those of you who know me know that as far a I’m concerned, women never have to “use the bathroom” for anything besides powdering their noses. I don’t like bathroom talk. If I could, I’d...
View ArticleQuit being a fucktard
Seriously, I’ve tried to write this post 50 times and keep deleting it. I’m trying to be delicate and inoffensive (which, I know, is rare!). But I’m just going to say it. People have a right to be who...
View ArticleWhen did SEX lose the SEXY?
Okay, so I like to skip through 95% of the MTV Video Music Awards cause most of it sucks and makes my brain hurt. It makes me long for the days of Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Alice in Chains. Shit, it...
View ArticleOn Eulogies and What Really Matters
Setting the Scene: A beautiful Spring day. 72 degrees with white puffy clouds in a crisp blue sky. 100 people standing together, sharing their love for their beloved friend or dearest family. Up to the...
View ArticleWhen the Sex goes Au Revoir, Auf Wiedersehen, Arrivederci, Buh Bye
Recently, I was very honored to contribute to an article on Prevention.com. The article, by Meghan Rabbitt, turned out great and really provided some good advice for couples who aren’t enjoying too...
View ArticleAlright Stop! Critter Time!
Hello, my lovely friends. I’ve missed you guys. I swear my day job is trying to kill me. Damn needing-a-paycheck, not-independently-wealthy person that I am, I just can’t bear to look at a computer...
View ArticleMerry Merry Merry Christmas!
So, I just wanted to reach out to everyone and wish you a most wonderful Holiday Season. Whether you are a Christmas maniac like me or celebrate something else that brings you joy, I hope your lives...
View ArticleFREE BOOK TIME AGAIN–Almost!
TGIMFF!!! (Yeah, there’s more than just TGIF in that statement.) It’s been a while since I’ve done a Kindle eBook Giveaway, so I thought I’d do one in time for Valentine’s Day (too many dang holidays...
View ArticleAhhhh…the good ol’ days
I got to thinking tonight, after visiting a Facebook page dedicated to the small town I grew up in, about how much fun it was to grow up in the 80s as a teenager. Yeah, we didn’t have the Internet...
View ArticleFREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE BOOKS! Get all 3 while they’re HOT!
FREE BOOKS, my peeps!!! The FREE BOOK GIVEAWAY is officially on. Yay! You can download to your Kindle or other device any and all of my 3 books for FREE from Friday, January 29th through February 2nd....
View ArticleAnd the past returned with a punch and a giggle
Honest to God, I just had THE MOST surreal experience of my life. As I spend, literally, about 40 hours a week on the phone doing work crap and radio stuff, I decided to get a land line. Does anyone...
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